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The Only Comedy Suede 'Zine on the Net!
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Comedy and Suede, a rare coupling, but attempted for the first time on the net by The Brett Gazette.
Hello loyal readers! Yes, the rumours are true. Forget paper, I said. Screw photocopying! The way forward for fanzines is the information super highway. There are DEFINATELY more weirdos and obsessives here than anywhere else, and at BG, obsessives is what we like! Give me a chance to work the stupid thing and I guarantee you'll be rolling off your uncomfortable IKEA plastic chairs in no time.
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Coming Up from the Purveyors of the finest Suede crap...
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As well as the usual piss-takes and sketches on everyone's favourite miserable band I might take the time to add some reviews, discographies and other such nonsense. If you have any contribution or comments on Brett, Neil, Mat, Simon and Richard, don't hesitate to e-mail me, I nedd all the help I can get. Stay tuned for the story of what happened when Suede appeared on Live and Kicking. Here's a taster......
Brett: Here's the plan, we have to be just like Boyzone to win over these teenyboppers. Therefore, Neil, you will phone the papers tomorrow to announce that you're gay.
Neil: What?! Why?
Brett: All boy bands have a gay member Neil, now start being gay before I get angry.
Neil: But Simon's gay!
Brett: Simon doesn't count, he's a drummer, no-one cares. Where is he anyway?
Mat : In Adam Rickitt's dressing room.
Brett: Oh, God! We can't have two gay members1 We don't want to be like Steps!
What will happen? Keep hitting us to find out....
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Brett's Joke Corner (It's a gas!)
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Knock knock
Brett: Who's there?
It's the postman, I've got a parcel for you.
Brett: Cheers.
More fun next time!!
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